Bad Vegan. Bad. Bad. Vegan.

Ok. How do I get my partner to be a better vegan?

Backstory:

My partner is vegan-ish. He will eat vegan when  possible, but this is how he makes it impossible. He hates vegetables. Repeated. He’s a vegan. And he. Hates. VEGETABLES.

So what does he eat? Vegan Cookies. Lots of black bean burgers, Gatorade, cereal, coconut milk and rice.

That’s about it. Getting him to eat veggies is a struggle and I NEED HELP.

I’ve tried disguising veggies (cauliflower rice is a godsend) but it’s a LOT of work.

What doesn’t help the situation is that he has a LOT of fool allergies. He’s lactose intolerant and he has a fibrous allergy to raw celery, carrots, apples and such produce.

Oh. And he HATES mushrooms.

I’m not vegan. I’m pescatarian-ish (chicken is cheap and I’m broke) but I *love* veggies. I eat a salad almost every day–which is weird for me because I was like my partner–when I WAS A CHILD.

Ugh. Sorry, Just super frustrated right now. How do I get my partner to eat more veggies short of shoving them down his throat? How do you get your kids to eat veggies? How do *YOU* eat veggies?

Haaaaaaaaaallllllppppppp!

 

P.S. I realize that the title sounds like I’m kink-shaming vegans. Whoops.

Also: I’d really fucking appreciate it if you actually engaged and replied instead of clicked like.

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